¶ Is We Are Open ever closed?
Yes, actually. Our members prefer to eat mince pies and wear fuzzy socks for the later half of December. We are officially closed for a holiday break each year.
¶ We are Open vs a horse-sized duck, who would win?
Hey John, could you answer this one?
¶ Is the WAO website powered by green, blue, or pink energy?
Yes yes yes.
¶ If you’re so open, then doesn’t that make you technically invisible?
This doesn’t even make sense…
¶ What motto do WAO members live by?
Eat, drink and co-operate.
¶ Are you all yogurt-knitting vegans?
Not all of us, but then we also welcome both non-dairy and beginning arts-and-crafters too.
¶ What is WAO’s favourite food?
Not Scotch Eggs 😉
¶ Is WAO pocket-sized?
Our work fits in phones, but phones don’t fit in women’s pockets so it depends on if you’re wearing ladies pants or not.
¶ Does WAO think they know everything?
It depends who we’re talking to. Officially: “Oh goodness no. We’re the first to admit that we know very, very little about all kinds of things.”
¶ Does WAO have its own timezone?
No, because timezones don’t really exist. However, we regret that Swatch’s Internet Time hasn’t caught on widely.
¶ Who is on WAO’s Christmas card list?
We can’t tell you for GDPR reasons, sadly.
¶ Are WAO’s members human, or are they dancer?
¶ Why is WAO giving away free stuff like courses? Isn’t that stupid?
Yeah, probably. But so is capitalism.
¶ Who’s in charge here?
That’s a very interesting question which we will consider at our next meeting and report back accordingly. Or, at least, someone will. If we can decide who should do that in a timely manner.
¶ Why?
Why not?
¶ Is this section a blatant rip-off of the side of Oatly cartons?
¶ Do you have a podcast?
We refer to it internally as an “RSS-powered listening experience”, but yes.
¶ Is this whole section a comment on FAQs in general as being a needless construct which provides a sticking plaster for poor content design and information architecture?
Yes.
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